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wilfre-the-medical-bot · 4 months ago
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‘🦷+’ @whereseekersfeartotread
Ack-!
Vrrrrr...!
*He turns his helm quickly, snapping his jaws in a warning as he lets out an unhappy whirr, optics flashing wildly*
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a-most-beloved-fool · 6 months ago
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so... TOS characters were probably famous enough to have little kitschy souvenirs and such made of them & sold in starbases, yeah? novelty candies and the like?
because i'm imagining a crack-fic where spock (pining or feeling heartbroken) gets ahold of kirk-shaped chocolates and gets Very Drunk And Sad by eating them.
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lunar-years · 8 months ago
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I’ve already explored and seen other people explore the idea of Jamie texting/reaching out to Roy in the wake of the season one finale because he feels reasonable/guilty about Roy’s injury. But WHAT IF…Roy is super depressed one night and/or has had a few drinks in an attempt to drown his sorrows and then decides to text Jamie…to blame him. Now, I don’t think Roy in his right mind would *actually* blame Jamie for his injury, because that would be dumb and they were both just doing their jobs, which Roy fully knows. However, in a very distressed state I can absolutely see Roy launching at whomever he can blame. Particularly when that person is Jamie, a person he already hates.
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dissentersbedamned · 4 months ago
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an entire doodle page worth of content of just these two waow
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full page for you nerds
#🚬.dei.art#i can link my art comms on this on because i spent all day on this#just dance#just dance 4#jd4#rock lobster#rock lobster p1#rock lobster p2#art#fanart#digital art#procreate#doodle page#me changing up how i draw humans ONCE AGAIN#but tbh this time think its really cuties from how i stylized the eyes#anyways im unhealthy obsessed with this one map#if youre in kin palace you know what i mean#okay to explain why im calling p1 a ''fucking freak'' its because 1) she just fucking bites p2 2) come on have you heard the female vocals#on this song 3) yeah you gotta be a little weird to date a lobster#eerrmm small little headcannon time#i like to think while p2 is very flirtatious and cocky and all that stuff that comes with being a greaser and shit#when flirted back with hes a never mess and gets all flustered when shown affection :dandylien:#ALSO also i like to think the map was their first meeting it just like gives me that vibes at the first couple seconds of the map#and the first drawing in all of this is after that and p2 is a little shy bc oooohh fuck he really likes this chick and also she bit him#and then p1 kinda like bombards him with love or whatever and then the rest is history (they went missing since 2012)#i sound insane i just love these two a lot#oh also its hard to tell ingame but p1's bracelets match of colors of p2 and THATS SO CUTE 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺 UUUUWWWWWWAAAAAA#i almost typed ''how come no one talks about this!!!1!'' like giiirrrl no one gaf about rock lobster#i should go to bed ive been on this draft for too long#morning edit: i thought i was cooking what am i talking about
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telesodalite · 2 months ago
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forgot how to art. but uh... captain krok w.i.p for your troubles. (really its for my troubles. but it can be for yours too <3 our troubles <3)
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jalo-parker · 7 months ago
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I don't know what's got its teeth in me but I'm about to bite back in anger
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Inspired by a part in the song Take Me Back to Eden by Sleep Token (the part of the song is the caption btw)
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the-casbah-way · 1 year ago
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i’m assuming jamie was written out for real-world logistical reasons but i don’t think he could or should have come back anyway. when the attack dog goes rabid and gnaws through his own fucking leash there's nothing much anyone can do but stand there and watch. you can train a dog to bite for you but once they've got enough of a taste for blood they're going to stop giving a shit about who they've got between their teeth so long as there's something to tear into. maybe malcolm never had jamie on a leash in the first place. maybe jamie didn't bite because malcolm asked him to. maybe he just liked the taste of blood. malcolm hired a loyal dog and got what he paid for because at the end of the day jamie stayed so loyal that it became the death of him. loyal to the party. not malcolm
#does this make sense ???? grabs you and shakes you DOES THIS MAKE SENSE#it's like. is jamie on a leash really ??? because the closer you look the less it seems that way#he doesn't back down when malcolm tries to step in and de-escalate. he doesn't listen when malcolm asks him to stop#e.g. infamous beloved life-changing julius nicholson EAT THE FUCKING CHEESE scene.#the second it gets physically violent malcolm tries to step in and jamie just fucking bolts out the door after the fucker#not to turn such a deeply unserious scene serious but it is literally like an actual dog attack#like when a dog goes rabid. the owner can stand there and try and talk sense into it but it won't work#even in that one deleted scene from s+l where malcolm's telling jamie to behave and stop fucking everything up#and it DOES seem to work a wee bit. it feels more like jamie's just trying to get malc off his back rather than actually listening#he's only backing down because what he'd been trying clearly wasn't working anymore. not because malcolm asked#and it's like it's more of a betrayal from jamie's point of view right ??#malcolm's the one who ditched the party and backed whoever he needed to in order to maintain his position#but to malcolm it's like. if he's safe then jamie is too. he'll always look out for the both of them#but HE needs to be secure in order for him to do that. jamie's supposed to bite who malcolm asks him to. not just fucking anyone#so they both feel the knife in their back but jamie was trying to do what's right. malcolm was trying to save them both#(this is just my interpretation / opinion. i don't know shit. and i'm not articulate enough to explain it)#ttoi#the thick of it#malcolm tucker#jamie macdonald
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rangersoup · 4 months ago
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I’ve decided. Turn and Burn (the Carlos horse girl fic) is gonna get a rewrite/revamp once I’m done with The Lone Ranger. It’s gonna be the second installment of my Rangers spinoff fic. It will be both a direct continuation of the Lone Ranger and set up for some other stuff on down the line.
#911 lone star#911 lone star fic#my fic#my fic updates#I have A LOT of fics planned for this Ranger spinoff fan fic series#quote unquote season 1 is gonna include the Lone Ranger which will probably be done being posted by April#it’s looking like it’s gonna be about 7 chapters#and if I update weekly and my math is correct April seems about right#it will be followed by turn and burn which will be several chapters and will probably put us into late May#then I’ve got a short maybe 2 or three chapter Ashlyn vs TK PTA fic which will put us in June#the PTA fic will sent up for the undercover fic that I’ve posted bits of#that one will be a minimum of 5 chapters so it’ll probably stretch from July to August#there will be an at least two week hiatus the end of July beginning of August cause I will be at Pennsic war (SCA event)#then I’ll try to hop right back to it#I’m gonna try to come up with some fun filler episode stuff#then the quote unquote season will wrap probably in September with a fic where TK gets kidnapped and held hostage on a train#then I’ll probably take a breather cause holy cow#and I’m very excited about what I have planned for the quote unquote season 2 opener#now all I have to do is write all that!#my plan/hope is that I can just stock pile everything get way ahead of my posting schedule and have most of ‘season 1’ done by like May#that way I can just focus on posting/editing#and eventually maybe I’ll also start talking to some people about guest writing some ‘episodes’#but it will be a Process TM#cause I’m still gonna want the main say in what happens#and sort of take a show runner type role#and boy oh boy#I’m probably biting off more than I can chew#and thank you if you’ve stayed with me through my long rambling in the tags!#I’m excited about this but very skeptical of myself and my abilities#so we shall see what happens
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mortalscience · 7 months ago
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Law and Order Criminal Intent - s02e03 - Anti-Thesis Goren: Professor Sanders wasn't in that night grading papers, was he? Eames: True or false, Ms Goodman, and we don’t give incompletes. Goodman: He said he had a dinner with some people from NYU.. about a job offer. Eames: How long was the dinner?  Goodman: He came back around 8:30. He was in a bad mood. Eames: Why?  Goodman: He didn't say. He just shut himself in his office and got on the phone. Then he left at 9:30. He told me if anybody asked, he was grading papers all night. Goodman waits a beat. Goodman: I'm sorry.. Goren: It's okay, Valerie. Thanks.
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inevitablestars · 9 months ago
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Fic authors self rec!
thank you sm for the tag @pretentiouswreckingball
When you get tagged, post your favorite five fics that you’ve written, then pass on to at least five other writers. Spread the self-love
(summaries below, me rambling in the tags)
bite the hand | wolfstar, nonbinary sirius, exes to lovers | 120k
It’s them and Remus, it’s always going to be them and Remus. Nothing can break that. Except for themselves. Which evidently they are very good at doing… So hope is what they cling to. More than love, more than history, more than anything. - or - Sirius and Remus have gotten into a cycle of breaking up and making up, except this time is going to be different.
i regret you all the time | jegulus, death eater james | 80k
What happens when James falls for Regulus and his friends lose their trust in him?
take care of you and yours | jegulus, wolfstar, dorlily, sirius centric | currently 100k soon to be 200k
Sirius plans a fun summer at the lake with all of their friends, but it doesn't go quite to plan. Friends become more, hatred becomes love, and people unravel until there is nothing left.
the stars that bind us | jegulus, wolfstar, black family centric | currently 99k dont ask how long it will be
Regulus is an author of four, soon to be five, books all written under a pen name. They tell the stories of each of his cousins, brother, and himself, and how they left home and each other. He has done his best to keep them from finding out about his books, but what happens when they do? How do the five of them fit back together after so many years?
you had to go (i know, i know, i know) | black brothers | 3.6k
He saw it coming. At least there’s that, right? At least Sirius told him before he left. At least Regulus got to say goodbye to his brother.
no pressure tagging: @calamitoustide @itsjaywalkers @magswrite @starsworth @aurorboros @galaxostars @sugarsnappeases @quillkiller <333333
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jrueships · 4 hours ago
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jeremiah studies ace's afterglow face and his soft, shy smiling kiss bruised lips and his blemished handprinted neck and they both smile and think ' he thinks he's won. but really im the Victor here.' jeremiah dommed, which means he totally had the power here, right? he tamed the brat, he made his biggest d rider his biggest (smallest) d rider! he had to have won! right?? he did a good job! just look at ace's state right now! Practically bedridden! Can't even run around chasing other girls now! He did a good job! Ace, tell him he did a good job! Tell him he's good, Ace, please, someone, tell him he's Good.
& Ace is like oooooh, jeremiah is Rough. Yeah. Look at the way he's eyeing me down now. Like he's the Lion here who doesn't want me to run. Oh he's a fucking sicko. He's a desperate power hungry dweeb who says no cap and clenches his jaw & bites his tongue to try & not say all those heinous things i Know must be in his head. he's a control freak because he's just so weak. It's all a ploy, this nice guy act on the outside hiding the real monster on the inside, i Been knew. I've BEEN on this side. i'm Right. he's nothing but one of those sad little good guys and he's got the blessing to be 6ft so u KNOW that's just SAD . God, this guy is MISERABLE. fake ass good guy my ass. literally. ow . can't win a war without some battle scars, i suppose .
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umbramemeblog · 5 days ago
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🤔 What's a fandom you have many brainworms about, but don't get to talk about?
Please, share examples of such brainworms for extra credits~
(shaking you affectionately) A short preamble: I dislike using the term hyperfixations for >things i enjoy intensely for short/long periods of time< but i feel like "obsessions" encompasses it pretty well. I'm using this ask as a placeholder for a brief list of things that i have become obsessed with through life, subject to updates, with a brief sentence explaining why i enjoyed if I'm willing to talk about them. rating them would be difficult for the opinion tends to change- who knows. i can never fully predict my tastes.
OK K.O.! Let's Be Heroes - a charming, underrated gem. the whole story is pretty self contained and the ending has been one of the most satisfactory that i've watched, wrapping it all so well. i enjoy k.o's whimsy nature as well as how he matures through the series, and the episodes end very heartwarmingly. very satisfying to watch Bee and puppycat- love the artstyle as well, but in a different way. the plot is a real fucking mess, not guided or really rooted in anything, trusting the viewer to piece things together (if i were smarter i could probably do an analysis but sadly i have not) (stopped interacting with anything having to do with it when it got released on netflix because i'm allergic to when things get more popular/bigger i swear i'm not trying to be a snob here) Don't starve together- My favorite game. or well, it was. i still love the lore- even with how obscure it is to access any of it outside their animations, and how convoluted it is to play the game if you don't have a wiki tab open at all times. been a hot minute since i played it though, klei just keeps releasing new content and it doesn't feel like the same game i fell in love with anymore Overwatch- …Same happened with overwatch. i spent so much time playing it only to have most of it changed LOL at least it wasnt half as convoluted to play or to enjoy the lore…. i did wish it got expanded more upon though. the concept is good but its very barebones??? stop releasing new characters and elaborate on the ones you have [shaking blizzard] Genshin- i have so much to say about genshin maybe it would better be left to another post. i love it. i hate it. as one does with every gacha game
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freaky-flawless · 2 years ago
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This whole time I always thought of Monster High Zombies as rising from the grave, or in Ghoulia's case being born (which I figure is a pretty rare occurrence) but I never considered the idea of them being bitten and turned...
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synchlora · 11 months ago
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something to be said abt a foster pleading for anyone to adopt their extremely sweet and playful disabled tabby cat for over a year with absolute Crickets in response vs us making one post at 8pm with a frankly very poorly taken photo of a cute no-personality fluffy white kitten we have (who's not even been here 3 days!) and we have 45 comments within the hour and three of our adoption people with their phones blowing up
#i say something to be said but its been said before#its so weird how much value people put into the look of an animal vs its personality#look i love this kitten as much as the next guy but like. i dont know her#shes not got much going on and the only thing that sets her apart is her looks#and i know people will be throwing themselves at us to adopt her#but when we respond to the 15th app we got for her with 'hey you werent first but heres other options'#i already know theyll back out bc they couldnt get the shocking beautiful kitten they wantef#because it happens all. the. time.#we had a tripod siamese thing a few months ago and she got an application the night she was posted#and about 7 others too before we took her photo down#and the first person in line took her not necessarily bc she was perfect#but because she was good and wow what a beautiful cat everyone will be amazed by her!#whereas if they were there and met a tabby wjth the Same Exact Personality#and pros and cons#they wouldve moved on bc its just a tabby and theres no motivation to work with the animal#because it doesnt look pretty or unique#its been said a thousand times over by people way more articulate than me#but its so frustrating to watch it happen over and over again#we have mini aussie pups (aka longhaired chihuahuas with mearle color) who had adopters ready before they were even fixed#but when the millionth sweet baby pitbull puppy comes through theres no response#or when a senior fucked up chow chow is found as a stray people are biting at the bit to be approved to adopt it#but when those same people are asked if they can take in a young farm dog from a hoarding situation#they ghost us#shelter posting
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wilfre-the-medical-bot · 4 months ago
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🦷 - Ravage
Vrrrrr-!
*He snaps his jaws in Ravage's direction in a warning, whirring unhappily as his optics gleam wildly. His mechanical tail lashes about.*
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savage-rhi · 1 year ago
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I've had enough character development for this year. Can we skip to the beach filler episode?
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